Woman and pain?

It seems to me that THEY could come up with a slightly less painful mammogram. A slightly less painful pap test, and think about us women for a change. Because we are the stronger sex, THEY think we can handle it all...Good Lord, its like were still in the dark ages....Pull, squeeze, stretch.....open wide, insert cold speculumm and Pinch for the smear....Ugly robes and peek a boo backsides...Do THEY think this is funny or something? Do THEY get off on creating such embarrassing situations, with pain to boot? Ok, from now on while I am being tortured for their immense pleasure....I am going to let them know every single bit of pain I go through. OUCH! OWWWWW! YIKES!....Stop it or Im going to slap your face! Maybe, just maybe, THEY will get the message and change things! Late ta....