Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Martha Stewart's new show? Seriously?

Okay, Ill admit I used to watch her old show. She fascinated me somewhat, but this one? OMG! You have to be kidding! Her attempts at humor are sad at best, and her move towards the stars is just silly. She doesn't have the personality for this kind of a show, and I see it failing very fast.
Lord, she wants us all to buy only the very best wine, the very best bacon from another country and slice our bread exactly......1/4 inch thick....Now this is for a ordinary BLT! Come on Martha! Where are we supposed to get the money for this stuff you so readily espouse? Your dishes all match and not a crack to be seen in any of them. Why, my dishes have a few cracks and a few stains. Its called living....Sue Larson living.....My glasses dont always sparkle to blind the eye. My floors have fuzzys and stuff occasionally,,,Once in awhile my laundry doesn't get done exactly like Martha would like, but it works for me....
I DID manage to clean out my closet yesterday, but the sweaters were not all in separate wrappers and the shoes lay on the floor in a heap....Martha would be so distressed to see this...LOL Yes, this makes me smile. I would like to see her face as she gazed around my house. To me I seem very organized, to her it would never DO....Naw Martha, your show is not for me. Not unless I need to throw a few things. I really do not need to feel like a lesser person, to satisfy some woman named Martha Stewart! Late ta...

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