Why do they glue the toilet paper flap down? I sat for 5 minutes, trying to get it apart. The floor was being littered with tiny bits of paper, while I ripped and tore. I didnt want to be in there anymore. I had other things to do then sit and tear. My behind was getting numb, and my blood pressure was going up. By the time I got it apart, most of the roll was on the floor. Oh sure! Now I had another job to do. Thanks a lot!
Why do they put those paper flaps on fake flowers? You cant just put them in a vase...noooo, first you have to find and remove all those tiny paper strips.If you forget one, someone will eventually notice it and say...Oh, those are fake flowers...
Why is it that all containers now have senior proof caps? This stuff should get easier not harder as we age. You need one of those rubber things to help get the caps off. Its like they worry about us being childlike and opening something we shouldnt. Thanks a lot!
Why is it that while we are getting shorter all the time, they are putting the products up higher and higher? I refuse to use a reach helper! Id rather go without the item. See? they just missed a sale. Thanks alot!
Why is it that helpings of food get larger and larger, while we eat less and less? We dont all have dogs to take it home to. The garbage man must eat very well these days, if he has a notion to look. Thanks alot!
Why is it that by the time you retire, and have extra cash to do fun things with, your too damned tired to do them? Thanks alot! Late ta....
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