Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Tuesday in the Pittsville countryside...

I have nothing!!!!!!Nothing!!!!!Why do you always look to me for your entertainment?????Do I look like a comedian to you???? You really need to get a life...Okay, okay just for you then....
[ An old couple is in a taxi in America.

The taxi driver says "So which part of England are you folks from?"

The old man replies "From Yorkshire"

The old lady says "What did he say?"

The old man says "He asked which part of England we are from and I said Yorkshire"

The taxi driver says "I've been to orkshire once. I stayed with an old couple. The woman was horrible, a right bitch, it put me off going to England forever."

The old lady says "What did he say?"

The old man says "I think the driver knows you!" ]

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