What am I doing up?

We went golfing yesterday....Just Irv and I. They had a golf tournament going on, so there were lots of bodies on the small course. The guy said it would run slow. Well, we thought, "no problem, as we are kinda slow anyhew." We would tee off, and then wait for the others ahead to continue down the course. It wasn't bad though, as we got to watch how the good golfers do it. Well, there's good and not so good...Now if your thinking that golf is an active sport, and you can lose weight playing, I have another thought for ya...There's an awful lot of rotund golfers...The women especially are not tight and lean. Some actually waddle to the next tee. Irv and I usually ride in a cart so that we CAN keep up with the better golfers and not hold them up too much. Don't get me wrong, Id like to walk. I enjoy walking. Its the other people that would like it if we rode every time. All in all, its a fun sport IF....you don't let the fact that the hit you just made has gone off somewhere into the trees and the squirrels will store the ball thinking its some kind of new nut. Or you hit it off the tee and it rolls a few feet away and you end up hitting the ball ten times just to get it 200 feet to the green. I think we will eventually GET it and improve enough to hold our heads up and look good golfers straight in the eye when we tell our score for the 9. I don't really care....I'm addicted to the game....